The Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, and neither does Carlito’s sense of humor. The Puerto Rican superstar delivered news of his WWE departure with trademark wit, confirming what PWInsider first reported while adding his own comedic spin to the situation.
Double Departure Day Rocks WWE Roster
Saturday brought a one-two punch of contract news that caught the wrestling world’s attention. Both Carlito and R-Truth saw their WWE futures clarified on the same day, with both veterans set to walk away when their current deals expire.
The timing creates an interesting narrative, as WWE loses two experienced hands who’ve served different roles within the company’s ecosystem. While R-Truth’s departure was announced through traditional channels, Carlito took a decidedly different approach.
Caribbean Cool Delivers Classic Comedy
True to his “Caribbean Cool” persona, Carlito’s Twitter announcement read like a masterclass in professional wrestling humor. The former Intercontinental Champion didn’t just confirm his exit – he turned it into entertainment.
“My contract is up in 2 weeks. It will not be renewed. On top of that, WWE is demanding I pay back the $ they paid me for apparently ‘stealing money’ from the company. I’ve had my lawyers look into it and after reviewing my footage on Netflix for the past months they suggested I pay them back the money.”
The joke references his limited screen time and sparse appearances, a reality many returning legends face in today’s packed WWE landscape. It’s the kind of self-aware humor that wrestling fans appreciate from performers who understand the business.
Family Business Calls
While WWE closes one chapter, another opens in familiar territory. Carlito captured the WWC Puerto Rico Championship in his father’s promotion, signaling where his immediate future lies.
Carlos Colón Sr.’s World Wrestling Council represents wrestling royalty in Puerto Rico, and Carlito’s championship victory suggests he’s ready to carry the family legacy forward. The timing couldn’t be more perfect for a homecoming story.
The 13-Year Cycle Continues
Perhaps the most intriguing part of Carlito’s farewell came in his postscript promise to “reappear again in another 13yrs.” Wrestling fans with long memories will appreciate this reference to his departure and return pattern.
His original WWE run lasted from 2004 to 2010, followed by his 2021 return – creating roughly an 11-year gap that makes his “13 years” joke hit differently. It’s the kind of inside reference that shows Carlito understands his own career arc.
Gratitude Amid the Jokes
Between the laughs, genuine appreciation shone through Carlito’s message. His Spanish sign-off thanked both WWE and the WWE Universe, showing respect for the opportunity despite the business realities.
“All jokes aside, gracias WWE & especially the WWE universe. Los quiero mucho!” he wrote, switching to his native language for the heartfelt moment. Professional wrestling careers often end with mixed emotions, but Carlito managed to balance humor with genuine gratitude.
As WWE continues reshaping its roster for the future, veteran departures like Carlito’s raise questions about the company’s long-term vision for experienced talent. Will we really have to wait another 13 years to see what Caribbean Cool brings to the table next?
