This week’s episode of AEW Dynamite opens up with a promo from Jake “The Snake” Roberts.
He starts by saying that when he walks into a place, he commands attention. Roberts then says that he believes Archer is going to enjoy the tournament. Roberts then says that Colt Cabana has skills, but not enough to beat the animal that is Archer. Roberts then says to listen to him or regret it, it is our choice.
Every time @JakeSnakeDDT speaks = absolute chills ?
— All Elite Wrestling on TNT (@AEWonTNT) April 16, 2020
Also…anyone else terrified of @LanceHoyt? ?#AEWDynamite pic.twitter.com/mvQ98s2dX2
Tony Schiavone and Chris Jericho are on commentary and they break down the show for us.
We then get the entrances for the first match of the evening.
Colt Cabana then cuts a promo about beating the expectations of some individuals, realizes he can be a bit over the top in the match, but he know he can be a winner. Cabana then says that Archer has been dominant overseas, but he has been doing the same thing for many, many years. Cabana then says that he is gambling on himself and gambling to become the TNT Champion.
Prior to the opening match getting started, Lance Archer destroys a number of wrestlers in the crowd and nails Colt Cabana with a hard forearm.
Lance Archer def. Colt Cabana via pinfall with the Blackout to advance in the semi-finals of the TNT Championship Tournament.
The #MurderhawkMonster @LanceHoyt isn’t letting @ColtCabana get away with anything tonight!
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEWrestling) April 16, 2020
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.@ColtCabana finally gets the upper hand against the #MurderHawkMonster @LanceHoyt.
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEWrestling) April 16, 2020
But, for how long?
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The #MurderHawkMonster @LanceHoyt with a catch and attack!
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEWrestling) April 16, 2020
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What an attack by @LanceHoyt!
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEWrestling) April 16, 2020
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We then get a promo from Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D.
Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D is at the dentist office where she talks about the rules of being a role model. Baker then says to “always fight fair” as she refers to her fighting despite Shida using “dirty tactics” that caused a deviated septum.
The Rules of Being a #RoleModel by @RealBrittBaker
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEWrestling) April 16, 2020
Rule Number One: Always Fight Fair.
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Ariel Helwani and “The Human Suplex Machine” Taz then give their predictions for tonight’s No Holds Barred Empty Arena Match for the AEW World Title between AEW World Champion Jon Moxley and Jake Hager. Helwani goes with Hager, while Taz goes with Moxley.
.@arielhelwani's got @RealJakeHager tonight. Do you agree? #AEWDynamite pic.twitter.com/wccMKoMi1f
— All Elite Wrestling on TNT (@AEWonTNT) April 16, 2020
We then go to a commercial break.
Back from the commercial break and we get a video package of “The Human Suplex Machine” Taz breaking down Jake Hager’s devastating submission move that is the arm triangle.
#TechniqueByTaz – @OfficialTaz breaks down the devastating submission move that is the arm triangle by @RealJakeHager!
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEWrestling) April 16, 2020
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We then get the entrances for the next match of the evening.
Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D def. Cassandra Golden via pinfall with a stomp to the back of her head.
What a superkick by @RealBrittBaker!
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEWrestling) April 16, 2020
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“I know we are fighting right now. But, just so you know, this is my division. Cool? Kthxbi” – @RealBrittBaker
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEWrestling) April 16, 2020
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Ron Funches and Mike Goldberg then weigh in on Moxley vs. Hager to send us to a commercial break.
Back from the commercial break and we get a video vignette of the Inner Circle, which is entitled “The Bubbly Bunch.”
We see members of the Inner Circle hanging out at their homes and talking to each other on the phone. Santana and Ortiz rip on the Young Bucks. Jake Hager then says that he would destroy Kenny Omega and plans on beating the s— out of Jon Moxley. Chris Jericho then makes fun of Hangman Page for not being around. Jericho then says that the Inner Circle will be enjoying a little bit of the bubbly soon enough. Jericho then says that he has to go and talk with his assistant, then yells at them about finding more toilet paper.
It’s the debut episode of #TheBubblyBunch.
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEWrestling) April 16, 2020
On this episode – The #InnerCircle talk about #TheElite, @MATTHARDYBRAND, #HAGERVMOX, @theAdamPage & much more!
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We then get the entrances for the next match of the evening.
Sammy Guevara def. Suge D via pinfall with Feast Your Eyes. After the match, Guevara gets on the mic. Guevara says that tonight was light work and he could go another round. Guevara then says how about we just spoil the first round of the TNT Championship Tournament. Guevara then says, “How about Sammy Guevara beats the s— out of Darby Allin?” Guevara then stomps away at Suge D a bit more, but Allin runs out to the ring to chase him off.
.@SammyGuevara being true to his word and dominating #PineapplePete @SugarDunkerton.
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEWrestling) April 16, 2020
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Casual Squats on a Wednesday night.
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEWrestling) April 16, 2020
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#PineapplePete @SugarDunkerton almost gets a quick one over the #SpanishGod.
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEWrestling) April 16, 2020
But, @SammyGuevara made him pay for that big time.
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What a vicious knee attack by @SammyGuevara.
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEWrestling) April 16, 2020
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”Big” John McCarthy and Excalibur then offer their takes on Moxley vs. Hager to send us to a commercial break.
Big @JohnMcCarthyMMA & @ShutUpExcalibur give their predictions on who will win tonight between @RealJakeHager & your #AEW World Champion @JonMoxley.
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEWrestling) April 16, 2020
Let us know who you think will win by using the hashtag #HAGERVMOX
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Back from the commercial break and we get the entrances for the next match of the evening.
Kip Sabian def. Chuck Taylor via pinfall with a bridging folding press.
What a quick exchange between #Superbad @TheKipSabian & @SexyChuckieT.
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEWrestling) April 16, 2020
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.@SexyChuckieT gets the upper hand against #Superbad.
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEWrestling) April 16, 2020
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Vicious attack
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEWrestling) April 16, 2020
Take a breather
Say hello to the camera
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#Superbad @TheKipSabian tries everything to put away @SexyChuckieT!
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEWrestling) April 16, 2020
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Dan Soder, Sammy Guevara and Ortiz then chime in on Moxley vs. Hager to send us to a commercial break.
.@DanSoder, @sammyguevara & @ortiz_powerful give their predictions on who will win tonight between @RealJakeHager & your #AEW World Champion @JonMoxley.
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEWrestling) April 16, 2020
Let us know who you think will win by using the hashtag #HAGERVMOX
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Back from the commercial break and we get a recap of Shawn Spears losing to “The American Nightmare” Cody Rhodes last week in the TNT Championship Tournament and his victory over Billy Gunn on AEW Dark last night.
We then get the entrances for the next match of the evening.
Shawn Spears def. Justin Law via pinfall with C4.
When being cocky, almost gets you pinned.
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEWrestling) April 16, 2020
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#TheChairman @Perfec10n makes him pay for that.
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEWrestling) April 16, 2020
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Commentary then hypes up next week’s show, including Kip Sabian vs. Orange Cassidy, before informing us that our main event is coming up next, with Jim Ross on solo commentary.
Josh Thomson and Santana then offer up their thoughts on Moxley vs. Hager to send us to a commercial break.
Back from the commercial break and we get the entrances for the main event of the evening.
Jon Moxley def. Jake Hager via pinfall in a No Holds Barred Empty Arena Match with a Paradigm Shift on a steel chair to retain his AEW World Championship. After the match, Moxley celebrates a bit, then says to the camera, “You’re not going to take it from me! This is my year! AEW is the best promotion in the world, and I am on top.” The show then comes to a close.
.@JonMoxley shoots for a takedown but gets stopped by Hager has @RealJakeHager gains control with the Thai plum in the corner. #HAGERVMOX
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEWrestling) April 16, 2020
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.@RealJakeHager fakes a single leg to gain the advantage over @JonMoxley as they back into the corner. But, #Moxley is quick to return as he gains a trip falling into full guard. #HAGERVMOX
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEWrestling) April 16, 2020
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Your #AEW World Champion is laying in those 12 to 6 elbows to the head of the challenger @RealJakeHager. #HAGERVMOX
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEWrestling) April 16, 2020
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Top rope attack by @RealJakeHager is reversed into the #ParadigmShift by @JonMoxley then shifted into the arm triangle by Hager! #HAGERVMOX
— All Elite Wrestling (@AEWrestling) April 16, 2020
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Nobody's taking the belt away from @JonMoxley ??? #AEWDynamite pic.twitter.com/vANmtZ1PHG
— All Elite Wrestling on TNT (@AEWonTNT) April 16, 2020